Little Johnny came home from school looking upset.
His dad asked, “What’s wrong, son?”
Johnny sighed, “I got an F in arithmetic.”
“An F? How come?” his father asked.
“Well,” Johnny said, “the teacher asked, ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ and I said ‘6.’”
“That’s right!” said his dad, confused. “So why’d you get an F?”
Johnny shrugged. “Then she asked, ‘How much is 3 x 2?’”
His dad frowned. “It’s the same thing!”
Johnny nodded. “That’s what I said… but apparently, the teacher doesn’t like being told she’s flipping stupid questions!”
